So, the age old dilemma of having a baby has reared its head. What do you call the mucus covered poo machine once it comes out? For one, mucus covered poo machine, or MCPM doesn't work. At least not with my wife. Probably not with yours either. It would be easier if the name came on the toe, or as a hood ornament or something, but I don't think there's anything like that when there's a baby involved. In fact, I think that quite often, the more instruction you've had, the harder it is. Tab A+ Slot A= Baby. So, what to call aforementioned baby?
If it's a boy: Me: "Jr.?" Her: "No". Me: "Roland Daniel" Her: "No". Me: "Ryan O'Brien" Her: "No". (I see a pattern developing). Me: "George Thomas" Her: "No". Me: "Ronald Wilson" Her: "No". Me: "Glenn Beck" Her: "No". Me: "Thomas Albert" Her: "No". Me: "Drew Brees" Her: "No". Me: "Mohmmad Ali" Her: "No". Me: "Jesus Mohamet" Her: "No". Me: "You don't love Jesus?" Her: "I do, but as a name, no". Me: (Looking At Her) Her: "No". Me: "Ryan Joseph" Her: "As a Jr., No". Me: "II" Her: "Only if we call him R.J." Me: "Yes dear." 1st Son Name, Done. . . I think.
If it's a girl: Me: "Victoria Marie" Her: "No". Me: "Elizabeth Rose" Her: "No". Me: "Barbara Jenna" Her: "No, are these old girlfriends?" Me: "No". Her: “Eldred Eula” Me: (Smile) Her: “NO!” Her: "Audrey Claire" Me: "Yes dear." (Though I think it would be cool if she grows up to marry someone with a 'C' last name. Then she can be AC/DC.)
Daddy hugs are the best.
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